Michael Carmichael
@michaelcomedy_
I'm here for the jokes and hockey insights. I contribute neither.
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Something I've learned while in law school is about the social construction of crime. I work in a legal clinic on wage theft cases, where employers have "improperly paid" workers by not paying, paying below min wage, withholding overtime, paid sick time, etc. 1/
Top 10 Athletes with Star Wars names, ranked by combination of talent and Star Warsness: 1) Rajon Rondo 2) Hope Solo 3) Tuukka Rask 4) Hedo Turkoglu 5) Ndamukong Suh 6) Manute Bol 7) Manti Te'o 8) DeWanna Bonner 9) Captain Munnerlyn 10) Otto Addo
I must admit that today I felt the burn.
I want to tell you a story to give you an example of why it's important to take "minor" crimes seriously, & so very important to listen to #victims without judgment or minimizing. 1/? #crime
I wish we had an enormous, rotating habitat with cities and parks right now. God that would be so cool. We would value and protect the shit out of it I bet.
Bezos is talking about building enormous, rotating habitats in space that can hold upwards of a million people. Some would be cities, some would be natural parks, he said.
This is a start, but we have a long way to go.
How Twitter disintegrates a soul, in four screenshots:
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In partnership with Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada and @Ottawa_Tourism the #Sens will host the largest Citizenship Ceremony in Canadian sports history. 188 new Canadians from 40 different countries will sing the national anthem ahead of tonight's game.
The only thing worth sharing today. We miss you, Nicole. You were a real one. #BeIlLetsTalk
#BellLetsTalk "here to talk" not v effective (esp when people end up condescending--not always an issue), so consider the following:
Abolish ICE
When big change happens quickly, it's easy to miss. "'Peak ICE' — peak internal-combustion-engine car sales globally — may already have occurred with the ending of 2018." ft.com/content/62506c… #kickgas #CleanGrowth
Myself and other climate justice organizers (esp women) across AB regularly receive violent and misogynistic comments + threats. It shouldn't cost this much to stand up for a habitable future. It shouldn't cost this much to disagree. Solidarity @Tzeporah. #WeAreBetterThanThis
Almost everything about climate change is worse than it seems. And, 2018 will likely beat 2017 (which beat 2015) as the highest level of emissions in human history. We are making a bad problem worse at an increasingly bad rate.
The Liberals are buying Kinder Morgan's old leaky pipeline for $4.5 Billion. The world's largest #solar plant cost $679 Million.: buff.ly/2ITfqVX RT if you want panels not pipelines. #cdnpoli #bcpoli #StopPipelines #renewables @JustinTrudeau
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
India becoming too hot for human life is probably going to be the migration event that completely destabilizes global geopolitics
In cities that are already scorching hot, temperatures and humidity are rising to levels that the human body simply can’t tolerate, researchers warn nyti.ms/2uuC7H2
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