Michael Allen
@michaeldfallen
Developer at large. Words: http://michaelallen.io. Code: http://github.com/michaeldfallen/. CV: http://allen.digital. He/Him
You might like
Laptops are a Scrum thing, not an Agile thing. I don't use them. So, what do I do? I use butterflies beating their wings to flip the bits directly on the servers, like all truely agile businesses do
Backlogs are a Scrum thing, not an Agile thing. I don't use them. So, what do I do? I have a conversation with my customers and business strategists (a true PM) and come up with a strategic goal based on customer and market needs. 1/4
Pay the Nurses, Pay the rail workers, Tax the rich, Fire the Tories. Not sure our priorities align as well as you think.
Halve inflation. Grow the economy. Reduce debt. Cut waiting lists. Stop the boats. Your priorities are my priorities. I will work night and day to deliver them and build a better future.
Great post from @mgr_allen on the rebuild of FT.com's newsletter page medium.com/ft-product-tec…
This is some avant garde joke right? Tweet progressively more absurd "I don't do the thing you do" to see where people call you out? It's impossible to work with more than 2 people if you don't at least write down somewhere what you're currently up to.
I don't use tickets. To me, a ticketing system is nothing but a detailed up-front plan, waterfall at it's worse. If I see something that needs doing, I just do it. I also don't use backlogs for the same reason.
The #UK #polycrisis, summarized by @cstross: antipope.org/charlie/blog-s… * EU (including UK) in worst drought in 500 years * UK potato, onion, and carrot crops expected to fail (potato production down 50%)
Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action. Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis. wesayenough.co.uk
Boris Johnson is the 3rd Tory PM in 10 yrs & leaves behind him 14m in poverty, a record number of people going hungry, a severe mental health crisis, more billionaires & gross levels of inequality. Every candidate vying to succeed him is promising to make the situation worse.
The replies to this are why I don't tweet about programming
C# programmers be like 'Nah, bro, we got no public fields'... I mean, seriously, it's no wonder some people express dissatisfaction with OO if they think this is what it means 🤦♂️
So you want us to pirate Season 4...
As a B2B SaaS user I want to Frequently consider and score how likely I am to recommend this product, which I am obliged to use, to a friend or a colleague So that The PM can share vanity metrics at the next quarterly all hands.
Hey @NHSDigital why aren't the local covid alert levels on the NHS covid app correct? All of London is high now but the app still says medium and still links to the wrong rules.
The baby is enjoying her first FT News Briefing podcast 📰
"We’ve so far succeeded in the first and most important task we set ourselves as a nation: to avoid the tragedy that engulfed other parts of the world." @BorisJohnson The UK has highest #COVID19 death toll in Europe & possibly 2nd highest in the world.
Regarding those 128 fake #NHS Staff accounts posting for 'Herd Mentality' and support of the Govt that were set up by @DHSCgovuk or their marketing agency ... Posts were sent using Hootsuite, a mass-posting tool. Account registered to 1 person with 4 assigned contributors.
Long time, no Tweet! 🐦 SARS-CoV-2 has got us all working from home, but we're still finding time to bring the team together! Just before Easter weekend we all took part in a quiz 🤓 for our most recent #FridayFun session #ItWasActuallyThursdayTho 👀
United States Trends
- 1. INCOGNITO 4,382 posts
- 2. Cynthia 90.9K posts
- 3. CarPlay 2,517 posts
- 4. Katie Couric 4,697 posts
- 5. #WorldKindnessDay 13.8K posts
- 6. #NXXT_EarningReport N/A
- 7. Massie 92K posts
- 8. Black Mirror 3,654 posts
- 9. Gabon 89.6K posts
- 10. Sheel N/A
- 11. #LoveDesignEP7 150K posts
- 12. GRABFOOD LOVES LINGORM 1.04M posts
- 13. Encyclopedia Galactica 5,955 posts
- 14. RIN AOKBAB BEGIN AGAIN 149K posts
- 15. Bonhoeffer 2,632 posts
- 16. Larry Brooks 3,063 posts
- 17. Tommy James N/A
- 18. #OlandriaxReebok N/A
- 19. Bongino 9,766 posts
- 20. #thursdayvibes 4,141 posts
You might like
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.