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Michael Ian Hacked

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Everything's going great so shut up.

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Wow I don’t think any term could gross me out more than “muscular conservatism.”


Any word on when he ends his 2024 presidential run?

Chris Christie to announce 2024 presidential run ‘in the coming days’: report trib.al/4jjPKuH

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You mean if I don’t have kids I get to miss out on this sort of joy?

Chris Christie to announce 2024 presidential run ‘in the coming days’: report trib.al/4jjPKuH

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ALERT ALERT: Cute young priests riding electric scooters! Avoid Corso Vittorio Emanuele II in Rome if you do not wish to see cute young priests riding electric scooters! ALERT ALERT!


Guess what I’m eating! (I’m eating pizza)


Every Italian man over the age of 50 dresses like he had one successful pop song in the 80’s.


Michael Showalter did all of this for me.

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I’m grocery shopping!!!

michaelianhackd's tweet image. I’m grocery shopping!!!

Got the gun nuts coming after me again on my other account so thought I’d come over here and take a little breather. My butt itches.


Repeal the Second Amendment. It’s time.

Three teenagers were killed and another was injured during a shooting in Philadelphia cnn.it/3LEeRye



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Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.


Guess what time is it where I am? I'm just kidding. Don't do that.


DO NOT CONGRATULATE!

The United States suffered more casualties from “active shooter” incidents in 2022 than it did in the four years prior, according to an FBI report cnn.it/41YBRgD



I've already booked a reservation for both of you at the trash heap of history.

I stand with @TuckerCarlson. Wherever he goes.



“But here we are” - outstanding review from another satisfied customer.

Obscure, season three,has just concluded. @michaelianhackd / @michaelianblack & @RobnLnn have once again done an outstanding job of bringing a literary classic to life. Wuthering Heights is a book I never thought I'd enjoy, but here we are! #HeathcliffHasAngerIssues #TeamCathy



Would not be allowed to perform in Texas.

Barry Humphries, creator of Dame Edna, dies at 89 reut.rs/3LmSqNH

Reuters's tweet image. Barry Humphries, creator of Dame Edna, dies at 89 reut.rs/3LmSqNH


The only possible solution to this glaring inequity is to make sure everybody else in the world has as many guns as we do.

In Opinion "In most of the world, going to the wrong house is not a deadly risk," writes Nicholas Kristof. But in the U.S., "we're awash in an estimated 450 million guns and suffer from a mass delusion that a gun in the home makes us safer." nyti.ms/41OV2cD



Worth getting poisoned for cheesecake!!! 🤤

A New York woman who was convicted of using a drug-laced cheesecake in an attempt to murder a friend and steal her identity was sentenced to more than two decades in prison cnn.it/41w0ku2



Just saw a dog in France and I can’t explain it but the dog LOOKED French.


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