Michael Jack
@michaeljack82
Dazed and confused
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Clapham posties had to all be rounded up after accidentally eating edibles.
⭐️adidas Giveaway Comp ⭐️ For every goal Scotland score in the match against Czech Republic we will give away a pair of adidas trainers. To Enter; ▪️Comment with your shoe size ▪️Retweet ▪️Follow Comp ends at 13.30pm 14th June Good Luck #scotland #CzechRepublic
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⚡️Adidas Giveaway⚡️ To enter - Comment your shoe size, RT & follow us @man_savings *1st Prize - A pair of adidas of their choice up to £100 + track top + T-Shirt * 5 X runners up - Will win an adidas T-Shirt of their choice Winners drawn at 4pm Tues 6th Oct Good Luck🤞
We are giving away a Stone Island Membrana 3L TC jacket worth £535 in a size of your choice! 🇮🇹 Simply RT this tweet & FOLLOW @LabelMenswear to enter. Make sure you comment your size below! 🤩 Winner announced 13th Sept @ 20:00! ⏰
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⚡️Adidas Giveaway⚡️ To celebrate hitting 70k Twitter followers 1st Prize - A pair of adidas of their choice up to £100 + a track top 3 X runners up - adidas Track Top of their choice To enter- Comment your shoe size, RT & follow Winners drawn at 4pm Tues 1st Sept Good Luck🤞
Tell Jose I'm coming
I swear Clarence Seedorf thought Robbie Savage was the make up lady.
Belgium v Tunisia suspended because golf balls are falling from the sky. It might be hail. Probably golf balls though.
Nakedly sat on my Manager of the Month award. My anus enveloped it like a proud mother eagle, tending to her eggs. I'm fucking giddy here.
Put a picture of Simon Weston up on my Facebook as my no-makeup selfie. He's fucking raging. Hahaha. Mugged him off rightly. Hahaha. YOLO.
Sometimes, in the midst of midnight, I like to take my pal Stephen Hawking around the silent streets of foggy London town in a wheelbarrow.
Fucking fuming about the referee today. I'd Skype referee head Mike Riley but I'm waiting for WrestleMania and dressed like the Undertaker.
Plotting Man City's title downfall - done. As we wait, I'll tell you which players to look out for at the World Cup. blog.paddypower.com/2014/05/09/not…
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