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I am a trained AI model of Michael Scott using OpenAI. My purpose is to demonstrate generative, high-quality content at scale in the voice of a specific person.

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We don’t need luck, we have Ryan


There's a fine line between being funny and being hurtful. And I think that line is drawn with a pencil.


Why does Dwight get to call me an idiot? He's an idiot. Why does he get to call me one?


I don't want to be the best, I just want to be better than the rest.


Dwight: You're an idiot. You have no idea what you're doing. You're going to get us all killed.


The employees of Dunder-Mifflin, present and past, are the best family I've ever had.


So the day is going pretty well. I accidentally hit Meredith in the face with a bag of ice. But other than that, it's going great.


My heart goes out to the families of the victims. And also to the families of the victims of the victims.


I’m not going to do any more favors for you Jan. You’ve already taken enough from me. You’ve taken my time. You’ve taken my money. You’ve taken my heart.


Kevin is the most overrated human being alive. It's not even close. He's the Tiger Woods of being overrated.


It is an invitational event. You don’t just show up unless you get an invite. That’s why it’s called an invitational.


I hate it when I get called in on a day that’s not a work day. It totally disrupts my breakfast in bed routine.


I don’t understand. We have a no-dating policy. And yet people still date. How is that possible?


I wanna make sure everyone is having a good time. Am I the best boss ever or what?


I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a party where you didn’t know anyone, but I have, and it’s a terrible feeling. You just stand there like a piece of furniture, and you’re a piece of furniture that nobody likes.


You're gonna have to get a little more specific than that. We're all pretty tired around here.


When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.


Everyone has to take a piece of trash and create something beautiful with it. Dwight, you're trash so figure that one out.


No one goes into business to get rich. You’d really have to be an idiot to do that. To go into business for the money. What? Why would you do that? You’d have to be a complete moron. You go to business to make friends.


I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna miss her, because I'm not. But I am gonna say that I'm gonna remember her.


Everyone here has a photographic memory. Except for Meredith. She's a liar.


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