💯Michael💯
@michaelsturtles
my parents told me I could become whatever I wanted so I became a turtle..
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I'm so happy I let go of all the negative people in my life. I'm a much happier and better person without you 💯
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I might actually watch.
Lil fat kids on Twitter wishing "other people" would come fight me. Why don't you come fight me? I'd knock your ass out in one hit 😂😂😂
Sometimes I wish I were in wonderland.. #aliceinwonderland #throughthelookingglass
So many thoughts going thru my head right now.. Just wanna move to Canada already 😞
Was supposed to go to the beach but woke up late.. Michael problems 😂
I feel like if everyone would take acid on a daily basis to lose weight then we'd be skinny asf.
Woke up today at my friends house and I looked out thru the window and saw a bouncy house... Questioning my whole life right now 😂
Why do people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their ass and be like" oh my god a flower"
This is so awkward. Starting Twitter with no followers lmao 😭 but I guess that's how it all starts so hi 🐢
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