Miche Doherty
@miche
Gone dormant here. Don’t like the new sheriff. Find me elsewhere if you like.
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I know there's rugby about but it is a national emergency that Quizzy Monday is not on BBC Two.
Things I could happily live without, number 347: emails from companies I’ve bought stuff from. – Please tell us what you think of your new gloves! – They’re gloves.
Used my 60+ travel card for the first time. Driver did not accuse me of using my dad’s bus pass.
"We get it, we have listened" is something Gregg's would say for changing their sausage roll recipe, not the Chancellor of the Exchequer FFS
No hamsters involved instagram.com/p/CjOVIvWjutN/…
I wanted to give off about this while remaining diplomatic but I’ll just be blunt. census.gov.uk/ni/assets/Ulst… The “Ulster Scots” 2021 census form is awful. It bears almost no resemblance to spoken or literary Scots of any dialect. In this thread I’ll try to explain:
Passed a cat carrying a small dead rodent and looking pretty pleased with itself. Somebody’s going to find a delightful little present on their kitchen floor.
Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.
Whenever I leave my house with a suitcase I like to look at my house wistfully so my neighbors wonder if I’m leaving for good
Wall to wall Miss Marple on Radio 4 Extra. How very British: “We can’t have any comedy or suchlike. Wouldn’t be appropriate. Let’s just have a nice bit of murder.”
They don’t mention the time she appeared on Crackerjack* and sprayed Peter Glaze with a soda syphon. (*Creckerjeck!)
It’s going to be tough for the older monarchists. They’ll be singing “God save our gracious Quee - King!” for ages, like when we used to write the wrong year on a cheque.
Morning! A lot of people have been asking when Bernard's funeral is. Primarily so they can pay their respects by thinking of him while it's taking place. It's next Wednesday (14th) at noon so if you would like to have him in your thoughts then, that'd be rather lovely ❤️
If they postpone the next repeated episode of Ever Decreasing Circles on BBC FOUR, I shall be quite cross.
Oh, British television’s going to be unbearable for the next while. Non-stop Nicholas Witchell.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will have a new prime minister tomorrow, following a show of hands at an extraordinary general meeting of the Bexhill-on-Sea bowls club.
“Truss vows.” “Truss pledges.” “Truss promises.” Have three years of Johnson taught you nothing, journalists? The apt verbs are asserts, purports, pays lip service to … (etc).
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