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Fell asleep during a haircut and when I woke up the barber was laughing at me


I'm glad the scary holiday is over. Now I can focus on staying warm this winter. Buying a condo with huge windows was a mistake!


Excited for tonight's Wife Stream!


waiting to date until i feel confident about myself. until then i will make every woman i know Sexually Uncomfortable


I THINK that work shouldn't happen if it's raining


i walked into work the other day and all my coworkers said hello to me at once with genuine excitement! it made me feel good. i hope you can enjoy some of that feeling


stop telling me to drink water. diet coke's #1 ingredient is water. i drink a lot of water. sorry it tastes good and has bubbles. sorry i'm having a good time.


feeling on top of the world after the donut man gave me an extra dozen for free. what a world! things are finally coming up for old Mike


Wow just heard about this Ground News thing from my favorite video essayist. Seems like a super valuable tool! If I were the type of person to pay for articles I'd definitely look into it. I value seeing things from both sides!


The fact that the second to last thing that went through Charlie Kirk's throat was a racist dog whistle about "gang violence" kind of says it all


I hope when I die my last words aren't something as stupid as "counting or not counting gang violence?"


all my posts are works of art just like this one: "poo poo fart"


I looooove jokes, humor, kind of a big deal for me. This started at a young age as trauma response to a "clown" stealing my nose


Got some woman advice for my hinge profile, she said to maybe not include the picture with my cousin bc he looks like a hotter and more fun version of me


HOA can't get mad at me for licking ice cream off myself. It's LEGAL


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