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Mike Watson

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Don’t get me wrong, all of this is bad, but it’s extremely funny to see all the checkmarks have so many things to say about having checkmarks.


Cool, new UK PM any% speedrun record


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can't believe she got our asses all the way from Cars hell

Rest easy 😔💔

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HIIII! Queen Ewizabeth II, da UK’s monawch fow da past 70 yeaws, haz died aged 96 ʕʘ‿ʘʔ bbc.co.uk/news/uk-615858…


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RIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Americans could never comprehend what it's like to lose a queen. Imagine if Santa was real but instead of giving out presents he pays less than minimum wage and lives in a big mansion we pay for, but then he died. Well now you are one fifth of the way to understanding.

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I paid off my student loans six or so years ago so I have some experience with not having those hanging over your head. Verdict: it’s awesome. Therefore student debt relief is good. Okay, thanks for reading my tweet!


Interviewing someone with a hotmail email address on their resume today. An extremely rare sighting!


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i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off


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Heads up everyone, it's Ninja Turtle weather

11:32am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Slight Risk: Across the Ozark Plateau through the Ohio River Valley go.usa.gov/YWq5

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The Twitter-Elon Musk showdown has arrived. @lizzadwoskin breaks down the stakes for us on today's Post Reports: wapo.st/3o1fIfD Plus - SPACE. GALAXIES. The new NASA photos stunned even the scientists who helped create the telescope that captured them.



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NYC Eric Adams on Rudy’s assault: “Someone needs to remind former Mayor Giuliani that falsely reporting a crime is a crime.” Rudy’s response: “Tell Adams to go fuck himself. What a fucking scumbag.”nymag.com/intelligencer/…



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