Mike Baldwin
@mikebaldwin
I’m a comedian. I post videos that are mostly funny and sometimes stupid. You can decide which is which. Follow me if you want.
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Am I the only one who gets the vacuum out and uses it for a second and then doesn’t feel like vacuuming everything else yet so I just leave it out and it sits next to the couch, plugged in for several days? I’m the only one, aren’t I?
I was the very first headliner to perform at @TheComedyClubKC’s newest venture, an hour away in Lawrence, KC! Here’s my first 3 minutes from Saturday’s show.
Oh hey cool! Looking forward to it!
Hey if you know anyone in Little Rock, or you yourself are in Little Rock, come see me and @mikebaldwin next week at the Loony Bin!
Hey if you know anyone in Little Rock, or you yourself are in Little Rock, come see me and @mikebaldwin next week at the Loony Bin!
A bunch of us should just boycott daylight savings time. Don’t change any of your clocks and if you have to be somewhere at a particular time, just go by what your clock says and if you get in trouble, just remind them that it’s your right to boycott.
You know how some jars of pickles will say “refrigerate after opening”? I wish more products would tell you where to put it. Like, I wish a bottle of vinegar said “It’s cool, bro. Just put me in the cabinet.”
I worked at the @BlueRoomComedy Club amid all the controversy. Love that club and I hope they find their way back into Springfield’s good graces.
Trump is demolishing the White House, which has remained untouched and preserved in its original state since it was hand-built by God in 4000 B.C.
I'm smiling! Did I check off NY state?!? Visit pokercannonball.com for my poker vlog: travel NY to CA & you must cash in a tournament in each state you travel through! @mikebaldwin talks about crashing into deer. Time to visit @MikeGallo24 soon! @mjbloech
Sometimes when two people have the same name, one of them will secretly be the fat one to everyone else. Like “Who said that? Amy or Fat Amy?”
I went to Kohl’s with my Grandma. She went into the ladies fitting room to try stuff on and said “Watch my purse”. I sat on the little bench and waited. A few minutes later, another woman walked up with her cart and started gathering clothes to bring into the fitting room. I…
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