The Millennial Bro
@millennialbro
Will Ferrell would call me the songbird of my generation, but he's like 120 years old so what does he know
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In a #Subway somewhere in the world, RGlll is smiling #Redskins #RedskinsTalk
#WTF @hulu why do you play the same commercials EVERY break? Why don't you ask @MadMen_AMC how to do advertising, then also add their show?!
#Homeland has basically turned into a show about people having conversations around or across tables in various areas of the world
Everyone always assumes that #aliens will be our height. What if they are actually 100 ft tall giants? That landing would be so #awkward
Jax from #SonsOfAnarchy lives in a yellow house in West Hollywood, emphasizing the difference between actors and their characters
There is no coming back from texting "omw" to someone you just met and having it autocorrect to "On my way!" @autocorrects
"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to still ask if it wants to be my default browser, I can be brave enough to ask any girl out." — UT
I just bought a 12 pack of bacardi breezers and a tranquilizer gun. This weekend is going to be #EPIC
#FactFriday Rosé was invented when a jappy girl mixed red and white wine because "she only does pink" @girlposts
BREAKING NEWS via @CNN Kim Jong-un is missing due to pulled tendon. This is usually a 1 yr injury in the NFL, so expect him out 20-25 yrs
Hey #teamretweet remember that time we went to dinner and you forgot your wallet so I paid? You can #retweet this to pay me back, dicks.
Why do old white politicians always reference the "brass tax"? Are they talking about a time when all currency was in precious metals?
Why hasn't a real life #Batman happened yet? @realDonaldTrump I feel like you could use a hobby, and I know you like wearing tight suits!
It's ironic when people say "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" because literally no one in the world at any time wants to drink with that person
Drunk movie idea, Austin Powers meets @starwars. Ending line by the Darth Vader/ Dr. Evil super villain: "Luke, I am your faja" #mindblown
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