I’m in a good tweet desert, where the nearest good tweet is anywhere from 40-50 scrolls away
Oh, you got that from the earth? That’s cool. I refined and shaped it using advanced industrial processes in my facility
The purpose of life is to waste it. There is no difference between the person eating a prepacked lunch and the person eating takeout 5 days in a row
People are working so hard today. I'm staring out of the window watching the clouds pass. If you think about it, they're sort of like a carousel that goes around the sky
Clocks are about to go back so if you’re thinking about making a somewhat elaborate nighttime meal now’s your chance
(Scroll) I hope something amazing happens to me soon. Oh wait, it already did (Scroll) Very soon there will be no visual difference between 4:30 AM and 4:30 PM (Scroll) Bitches hoping for AGI to come around when they should be hoping for A G-U-Y to
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