Miranda Porter
@mir_Random_ly
Randomness? oh ya & hint of sarcasm. Is it just me or is it fabulous in here?
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How could Greece be so short on cash? They're making $20/day off me in yogurt revenue alone!
My new social network is an empty pickle jar that you can scream anything you want into. Nearby people can comment.
That personality makes your butt look huuuge, but the jeans r cute.
My four year old's rendition of Adele's 'Rollin in the Deep': "We could've had a dooog, Rollin in the diiiiirt."
RT @GarethAveyard Steve Jobs' text was meant to say: "I reign as CEO of Apple" Damn you autocorrect! // WINNER.
Why is it called a pair of jeans when u obviously just wear one
Judgement of others stems from our own fears & insecurities, but sweetie I don't argue with facts! ;-) what's the word... Oh ya, 'hypocrite'
Dreamed about MySQL all night. I'm tired today. But on the unrealistic bright side, there's one bad ass Web app floating around n dreamland
By refusing change & new life chapters, u r no dif than that guy with a permed mullet rocking a Walkman.
If u slept thru the breakfast n bed window of opportunity, is there a do-over around lunch time? Just askin...
Think before you react. Consider before you act. Always be willing to accept consequences, both positive & negative.
Know better to do better. The power isn't in knowing, it's in doing.
#Microsoft huge update Tuesday. Did you experience any problems or issues? Some have mentioned hardware related problems. We are Qualified!
I call #bullshit on the Verizon commercial tauting download speeds faster than a rocket. They obviously weren't DL-ing music from iTunes :-/
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read
You got gold dust n ur pockets, moth holes n your soul....; who will save your soul, from those lies that u told boy.... Oh how I <3 Jewel!!
I have never pretended to be perfect, I just do me perfectly. <3
United States Trends
- 1. Kash N/A
- 2. Tourette N/A
- 3. #AKOTSK N/A
- 4. Claressa N/A
- 5. Lakers N/A
- 6. #RHOP N/A
- 7. FBI Director N/A
- 8. #IndustryHBO N/A
- 9. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms N/A
- 10. Payton Pritchard N/A
- 11. #BaddiesUSA N/A
- 12. 960 SAT N/A
- 13. Celtics N/A
- 14. El Mencho N/A
- 15. Kelly Price N/A
- 16. Maekar N/A
- 17. Canadians N/A
- 18. México N/A
- 19. Puerto Vallarta N/A
- 20. Italy N/A
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