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SonofaMitch

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Always pushing that Disney, Hendrix, Andy Kaufman kind of creative envelope... Hashtag Hold That Thought

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@TheEmmys And the #Emmys goes to #SonofaMitch for “Be Urself” w/Mitch - It was at that exact moment he was awakened by Momz: Wake up Mitchell! Time for school! You’ll be late for the bus! You can eat the dog & cat later! #sundayvibes


Based on thunderous booing of #Trump at the @NFL game right now maybe there is Hope…


Wordle 1,604 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩So I ⁦@Google⁩ the definition & still have no fucking clue what the word means #Wordle the Turtle… 🤷‍♀️https://t.co/hkPfjR3bop #SundayVibes


In what appears to be Trump finally honoring Dick Gregory Hunger Strikes, 42 million Americans may literally starve to Death… #SCOTUS


Love all the references yet no one looks Jewish… #BostonBlue


Gonna be like Trump. What??? No not make up shit about everything. Gonna redo the bathroom in black gold, Texas tea…-excerpt taken from Mitch’s imaginary press conference after hitting the jackpot, 3rd martini in hand #MegaMillions


And the @RecordingAcad goes to SonofaMitch for Who’s Happy Out There! Well that only took 40 fucking years and um…-Then Mitchell woke up for School #GRAMMYs


Still available 2 host the @RecordingAcad albeit barely… #GRAMMYs


#Trump claim elections were Rigged in Virginia, Jurzy, New Yawk yet??? What??? He doesn’t give a Shittarelli cauz he wasn’t running and just makes Shit up if he was in the race cauz he only cares about Himself??? Okay…


Everyone in Congress has proved their fucking point! While still getting paid! Reopen so 42 million Americans don’t starve to Death! #GovernmentShutdown


Wordle 1,600 2/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 And once again, you are most certainly welcome #Wordle the Turtle… #HumpDay


First time watching and must admit very depressing show… #DocOnFOX


What a beautiful tribute posting to Dick Cheney… (Cricket Sound) #Trump


Was kidding around with volunteers at the polls. Like anything that went wrong I said, Thanks Biden! I don’t think they caught on to my @GavinNewsom kind of Trump mockumentary humor… #ElectionDay


Who’s everyone voting for: She likes it Hey Mikey or Jack Shittarelli??? Do you have to live in Jurzy to Vote??? #NewJersey


So who’s everybody voting for New Jersey Governor on Tuesday? She likes it Hey Mikey or Jack Shittarelli? Do you hav2 live in Jurzy? #Trump


Wordle 1,597 4/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anyone really care about time #Wordle the Turtle? #sundayvibes


Seem to be missing something… Has anyone seen an hour??? #sundayvibes


Just to review: Putin Good. @sethmeyers not so much… #Trump


Hada #Colonoscopy recently and felt like Trump counting how many wars he’s solved butt after the 20th time going I stopped counting so my only question to the @AmerMedicalAssn is in the year 2025… Is there a better way???


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