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Fvck chatgpt, Wikipedia is my ride or d!e. If I'm gonna be mis informed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE


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“You should be a lawyer” is how adults call a little girl a fucking bitch

I don’t know because, contrary to the advice of numerous adults in my childhood, I have not become a lawyer



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"you look stressed" thanks it’s the stress


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ever since i was a little girl i always wondered why


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drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition


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there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.


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job applications are so stupid. "what's your desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question


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Let’s get this bread and by bread I mean rosemary sourdough lightly toasted and drizzled in olive oil with black pepper sprinkled on top


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I wake up early so I can fit more obsessions and compulsions into my day


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I remember they banned these in school because it was that serious lmaoo

kids today could never 🥺🥺

xpwrld's tweet image. kids today could never 🥺🥺


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what it feels like to walk around at night using your phone screen as a light

sadderlizards's tweet image. what it feels like to walk around at night using your phone screen as a light

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I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad


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in 2006 greys anatomy predicted minions

agrxns's tweet image. in 2006 greys anatomy predicted minions

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🥹


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“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection


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three years ago today i was a heart broke bitch high heels 6 inch in the back of the night club sipping champagne


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walking into my bedroom like fuck who closed last night


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“what is your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW



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