Charon
@mlp_Charon
The devilish batpony of the high seas of Neigh Zealand. Captain of his smashed ship and all 0 crew members aboard.
*he mutters incoherently, falling to the floor with a thud. He will be dreaming some very strange things. @mlp_Ichora gets no response, as he is out cold*
*he chuckles stupidly, sliding down the wall as he's heavily drained* What was *hic* IN that cider? *his eyes flutter closed*
Hey wait NO D- *his eyes glass over as @mlp_Ichora siphons off his greed, self-centeredness, deceitfulness, vengefulness, and any other major negative emotion he holds. A smile starts to grow on his muzzle, revealing his unpleasant teeth*
Ain't been happy in a while, don't think a devil like you could fix that. *he squirms, still pinned against the wall*
You'll have to pry the words out me mouth. *he scowls at @mlp_Ichora, now understanding what she's after*
Ain't nothin' much of function 'ere, bug. Look around'ya! *his eyes dart around, as that's all he really feels safe moving*
*that's going to be hard to clean out given he never bathes* *he grunts as he's pinned by @mlp_Ichora, trying to keep his expression stern* You say you come to collect. Collect what?
Queeny Chryssi, the lil' bug. Squashed her, those ponies did. *he leans down to laugh at @mlp_Ichora. He's 200% afraid right now but for some reason he isn't making the best decisions right now* *from the impact, his cider bottle clinks to the floor nearby*
You. *his golden eyes focus in angrily on @mlp_Ichora* ... Isn't your mom, like, dead or som'n? *hic* Whaddya here for?
That voish... *he peers into the darkness, still slurring* No! BACK! STAY BACK!
*the harrowing bell tone plus the green flash coming out of the darkness send a chill up his spine* W-who's there?
*the light goes out, and he yelps. He may have good eyes at night, but he's no match for advanced darkness like this* THE HAY?!
WHATTHEFLUFFAREYOUGETOFFFFFF! *he rear into the wall, the rotwood buckling behind him. He tries to use his wings to beat the creature off of his face*
*he sputters and flails about as @mlp_Ichora assaults his muzzle, shooting to his hooves and backing up frantically*
*one his head stops rattling from the fall, he feels a drip of some mystery liquid hit his muzzle. He emits a groan* Ship's a-leakin' again crew.
Gahhhhh. *he hisses out of frustration and goes to get to his hooves, but stumbles and falls onto his chin*
*he snarls back* Spooky lil' rodent. *waves a dismissive, floppy hoof*
*as the jingly @mlp_Ichora hops onto a box, he stares at the tiny creature, unable to focus on it. He points his now-empty cider bottle at her* Who goes *hic* there?
*he lets out a belch and flops on top of a crate that he's adorned with a tattered robe as a makeshift sheet* Ahhh... *has not yet noticed @mlp_Ichora's encroachment on his ship*
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