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sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time


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What, okey let me get up move around


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My laundry hamper is full again.


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sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me


my birthdaaaaaay, 11/13 🔮✨🦂

There are 3 Friday the 13ths in 2026. February 13th March 13th November 13th 3 days to honor witches and bad bitches.



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Friday 13th is the day of the Divine Feminine.


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Dear Apple, We need PiNK iMessage bubbles.


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no muffin is better than blueberry


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i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

cabinsmountain's tweet image. i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

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Friday the 13th being the day right before Valentine’s Day is soooo sexy and me coded


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Opening the microwave door one second early because you don't need all that hooting and hollering.


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please stop making everything digital i want to keep saving the movie ticket, the concert ticket, a handwritten note, a photo, the invitation of about 15 & all those little things in a shoebox to open when im 80


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me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain


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i’ve mastered the art of reading something i disagree with and continuing to scroll…moving on


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And idc how healthy I’m trynna be, I cannot eat no cottage cheese. Pls get the hell on


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you’re only as rich as your wife looks


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Just the same way your hairline is receding and i know you wanted to have hair. It's not in their personal control. Hope that helps.

SERIOUS question, Ladies. How do y'all have postpartum depression from having a child you so wanted to have and be a mother?



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i’m just a girl

eliza___v's tweet image. i’m just a girl

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Pregnanť at 13 twitter never leaves people alone dawġ

If y’all wanna be 40 getting a kid dressed for kindergarten that’s on y’all 😭😂🤷🏽‍♀️🤣



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You can't boycott something you're already attending you dumbass

Watching the American halftime performance at the Super Bowl instead of Bad Bunny



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