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It's the final countdown! DOO DOO DOO DOO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO! #governmentshutdown2025

mock5turtle's tweet image. It's the final countdown!

DOO DOO DOO DOO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO! #governmentshutdown2025

This articulates something I've long suspected of AI. A friend recently talked me into turning off autocorrect on my phone. As a result, I might type more slowly- but I am more present while typing and put more thought into my words, so it is working out well thus far.

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Life is uncertain lately...but yesterday one friend encouraged me to learn a new work skill & another friend wrote a goofy haiku for me. THESE are the things to focus on...not the things I cant control.


Never really saw the pattern there - very good point! I have, however, noticed the following 80s cereal rule: If it exists; it can and shall be captured in cereal form - the more sugary the better!

Why was every children's cereal commercial about the mascot never being allowed to have the cereal. Like what was the advertising psychology behind that.



Shit is wild. Tried playing 20 questions with Gemini, the 4th question was not a yes/no question- declared myself victorious, which Gemini happily agreed with!

This is one of the most jaw-dropping pieces I've ever read and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it. nytimes.com/2025/06/13/tec…

Rob_Flaherty's tweet image. This is one of the most jaw-dropping pieces I've ever read and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it. 

nytimes.com/2025/06/13/tec…
Rob_Flaherty's tweet image. This is one of the most jaw-dropping pieces I've ever read and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it. 

nytimes.com/2025/06/13/tec…


Don't post here much anymore for rEasons but am inspired to change my user pic to a selfie I took while hanging out with some baby goats 😍


Lowkey love this, even if I am not very religious myself. Biblical quotes and statistics: you truly can use them to say ANYTHING 😄


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SCOOP: Trump offering buyouts to all federal workers, source says trib.al/uW66psE



This is pretty bad - one of my few consolations was that the military did not seem very pro-Drumpf,

Fox Exclusive: Hegseth pulling Gen. Milley's security detail and clearance 'immediately,' may face demotion in retirement, Hegseth ordering new IG to investigate Milley; orders removal of second portrait @LucasFoxNews reports: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will announce he is…



Maps are absolutely political tools - those names & borders aren't as iron-clad as they seem! Speaking of tools, 🙄

The Coast Guard used the term "Gulf of America" in their press release today

lookner's tweet image. The Coast Guard used the term "Gulf of America" in their press release today


People in Canada rn:


Well Fuck Me -

Even more unsure about the election today (already was quite cynical about it). A girl whom I went to grad school with posted on FB yesterday that if he who shall not be named wins, she is moving to Ireland. Wellll last night I dreamt that I visited her at her apt in Ireland 😕



I would legit believe this. People are....pretty weird in this part of what is already a wicked strange state!

Conspiracy theory: the 6 voters got together in advance and planned on it being a tie



Even more unsure about the election today (already was quite cynical about it). A girl whom I went to grad school with posted on FB yesterday that if he who shall not be named wins, she is moving to Ireland. Wellll last night I dreamt that I visited her at her apt in Ireland 😕


Things that are suggestions in India rather than absolutes (will be adding to this list): driving lanes, stoplights, parking spaces,


Flying to ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE, DOO DOO DOOOOOOO, DOO DOO DOO DOOODOODOODOOO,


A map really can tell 1,000 stories! One cousin's family has had no power for 6 days.

Before and after Hurricane Helene

amazingmap's tweet image. Before and after Hurricane Helene


Trying to make an AI image for a friend who's birthday is tomorrow, decided to throw in some prompts of things she likes. "Jason Momoa" + ferret + cave resulted in a werewolf Jason Momoa by a stump with...a cat with no face, and what appears to be a lemur's butthole 🤣🤣😆

mock5turtle's tweet image. Trying to make an AI image for a friend who's birthday is tomorrow, decided to throw in some prompts of things she likes. "Jason Momoa" + ferret + cave resulted in a werewolf Jason Momoa by a stump with...a cat with no face, and what appears to be a lemur's butthole 🤣🤣😆

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