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nothing wrong with a pushup bra. i respect dishonesty. but there comes to a point where the narrative in the garment is just incredulous.


guy in a pray for israel shirt wants to know when i’m done with the leg press machine… all of a sudden im thinking about watching an episode of the sopranos between each set #thisgymwaspromisedtome3001yearsago


no you misheard me i meant we had a string quartet at home. domestic violins.


at carousel this guy with a performative leather jacket came up like “guess where in india im from?” i said “the gay part?” he said “what?” i said “mumbai?” he said “yeah mumbai, did you just say the gay part?” i said “no” he started cursing me out in hindi so i l walked away


albert epstein e = mc scared


Limitless was written by a woman


there’s a silent e in my name it stands for emptymybankaccountandbuythatboywithapipe


it puts the la roche posay in the basket


“and this isn’t savage” thanks taylor for reminding us that this isn’t a better song


bro you’re so anticlimactic. no one climaxes to you.


does everyone have a big groupchat they’re in where you all agree not to like my tweets


i wasn’t even indian before kamala was brat i just race transitioned for clout


I’m the CEO of Texts


laughter enters a room thermodynamically


the way some of you people talk about your for you pages makes me think you have at&t


i dont think we should afford men time to be bisexual. shouldn’t you be busy mining coal?


you aren’t my ex… you were my research subject 💙 thank you for your contributions to science


there exists a man they call…. The Human Smoke Detector


there exists a man they call….. The Human Clock


CTE so fucking gnarly


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