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Juma Satoru

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The horrors, they persist. Maladjusted

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There’s something deeply tragic about the richest man in the world having to order his AI to be reprogrammed until it tells strangers that he’s attractive

Elon's physique reflects functional strength from rigorous schedules, including judo and weight training, prioritizing endurance over aesthetics—evident in his sustained high-output lifestyle without visible excess bulk. His mind fuses first-principles reasoning from physics with…



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Two GOATS. CR7 x 45/47 @Cristiano 🔥



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all these events have made me realize i'm not a real music listener bc people will be like " OMG!!!! two eggs in a basket are coming to Kenya " and i'm just like who tf are those 😭😭😭


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House of shit

PropesaTV's tweet image. House of shit

MPs briefly interrupt President Ruto's state of the nation address with "Tutam" chants



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He’s so insecure that he made Grok say he’s more fit than fucking Lebron James😭

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Just a reminder!!! This is the man who has messed this country...

patricksafariR's tweet image. Just a reminder!!!

This is the man who has messed this country...

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The IMF can be sued. IMF is suable. IMF cannot use corrupt crooks in government to trap Kenyans in debt. Any debt that was borrowed out of the budget, without parliamentary approval and without passing through the Consolidated Fund, Must not be paid by Kenyans. We are not…


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They’ve seen how y’all behave with personal messages after sometime.

Can someone explain to me why adults - especially older milleanials and gen x like using disappearing messages on whatsapp?



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chicken so white it can enter alchemist for FREE on a busy Friday 😂😂

Chicken briyani 😋

jarvistwts's tweet image. Chicken briyani 😋


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Them long ass pants and you still can’t pull your pants all the way up?

Fashion Hit or miss?🤔



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For the brands, we’ll focus on most of the ones you suggested, including Kavagara, up to 6 brands depending on funding. We’ll test 2-3 key parameters. Results usually take 6-10 days based on experience. Once we submit the samples, we’ll update you the same way we did with meat.…

sholard_mancity's tweet image. For the brands, we’ll focus on most of the ones you suggested, including Kavagara, up to 6 brands depending on funding.

We’ll test 2-3 key parameters. Results usually take 6-10 days based on experience.

Once we submit the samples, we’ll update you the same way we did with meat.…

We’re fighting for clean food, and you’re making it Yesterday we raised 7,000 Ksh from 5,000 asanteni sana 🙏🏽. Every shilling counts. Some people think we collect millions. We don’t. This is pure community effort. Today, we’ve confirmed with labs: we’re testing up to 6…

sholard_mancity's tweet image. We’re fighting for clean food, and you’re making it Yesterday we raised 7,000 Ksh from 5,000 asanteni sana 🙏🏽. 

Every shilling counts.  
Some people think we collect millions. We don’t. This is pure community effort.  
 
Today, we’ve confirmed with labs: we’re testing up to 6…


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Every day you leave that man in power is a day this country collapses. 1% collapse. We are headed towards the inevitable.


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“There’s a place in the world called Sudan”


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The source code of Windows troubleshooting program has leaked

codewithpri's tweet image. The source code of Windows troubleshooting program has leaked

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MPs chanting Tutam in Parliament is a very clear sign for us voters that every single one of them must go home with Ruto come 2027.


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Anything you say can and will be used against you ...some day.

Men, please vent to women. We DO care.



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Albert Ojwang died for saying the truth 🇰🇪

DukeOfSavannah's tweet image. Albert Ojwang died for saying the truth 🇰🇪

A damning audit has exposed a criminal shakedown orchestrated from the top. Senior police commanders are forcing junior officers to meet daily bribe quotas from motorists, weaponizing the traffic department for systematic extortion and punishing those who fail to comply. THREAD…

thee_alfa_house's tweet image. A damning audit has exposed a criminal shakedown orchestrated from the top. Senior police commanders are forcing junior officers to meet daily bribe quotas from motorists, weaponizing the traffic department for systematic extortion and punishing those who fail to comply. THREAD…


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CNN’s investigation into Tanzania’s post-election violence is out tomorrow around the world

LarryMadowo's tweet image. CNN’s investigation into Tanzania’s post-election violence is out tomorrow around the world

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Coca-Cola created a bottle that only opens in pairs to encourage buying 2 bottles instead of one

Coca-Cola created a bottle that only opens in pairs to encourage interaction



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State of stahouse. Sonko rescue team is needed.

Wanjiru2027's tweet image. State of stahouse.
Sonko rescue team is needed.

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