momplar's profile picture. Cressida, fencing instructor. [#SWLRP IC Twitter account for Cressida "Momplar" Winthrop, Templar FC: Uma Thurman]

Cressida W.

@momplar

Cressida, fencing instructor. [#SWLRP IC Twitter account for Cressida "Momplar" Winthrop, Templar FC: Uma Thurman]

I believe it's #TMITuesday. I'll one for one you, if you don't mind.


Honestly, it feels like every time I look away and return, the lot of you have gotten stranger.


Heading to the Family Estate in Berkshire tomorrow with the children. @cithes if you choose to cone to London, I will send a car for you.


I continually forget that I have this account. @cithes will you be in London this week?


I heard it was #selfiesaturday . Does this suffice? #swlrp

momplar's tweet image. I heard it was #selfiesaturday . Does this suffice? #swlrp

At, damn this phone.


Futility is knowing you will wake up tomorrow art the same time, but still being up too late.


((I'm going to be out and about in Kingsmouth tonight! Say hi! ))


Glad to hear the issue in Agartha was sorted.


Ah, 12. The year my son is trying to make his poor mum's hair white, and not blonde.


((Cressida needs to stop adopting Templars, 2017))


£205 pen ought to include Daniel Craig coming to scribe my letters for me.


#tbt to, goodness. We'll not discuss the year. Just before my nephew was born, I think.

momplar's tweet image. #tbt to, goodness. We'll not discuss the year. Just before my nephew was born, I think.

Just for future reference.

Exploding zombie caterpillars in Lancashire 😱 @Lancswildlife bit.ly/2u3nqfD



I think that's enough mundane news for me today, thank you.


Finally sit down after training shifts and see "Virus is causing 'zombie' caterpillar to explode" on my news feed.


((Momplar is being reset for SWL!))


((*blows dust off Momplar's account*))


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