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It’s when my leg falls asleep while I check Twitter for long stretches on the office toilet that I feel I’m fulfilling my life’s potential.


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He's right. Trump stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot America, shot the Rule of Law, shot women, shot democracy, and didn't lose any voters.


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My thai food & beer fart traveling down the cereal isle towards the 76 yr old woman

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SNL tonight with some Teri Garr in memorium love.

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solsbury hill hate to see me climbing up


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my neighbor derek came over and had some questions about my wifi network "my neighbor derek sucks ass"


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Pixies

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The other problem here is that it's just widely known and accepted that the Padres had an agreement with someone who was believed to be 14 when the rule is supposed to be 16.

This is a big, big deal. As Jorge and Alden report, age fraud among international amateurs remains an issue. And this case is particularly egregious. A player who said he was 14 years old was actually 19.



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Good morning on this Sunday before the election

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Hayao Miyazaki core

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Steve Martin in 1971

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you can lead a horse to baja. but you can't make him blast


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Sick.

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ChadMoriyama's tweet image. Sick.

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dodgers legend

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Shohei’s shoulder still hurts, he can’t stretch it yet 😭


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The Dodgers' parade crowd was initially expected to be 100,000 LAPD estimates now 225,000 showed up


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How hilarious was it? 😂

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The dodgers first round exit is gonna be extra hilarious this year



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