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After months @asharadwayne and the Duchess return with a new episode and you get gold like "loose lips kills bitches". Welcome back guys, we missed you <3 thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2022/03/14/epi…


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Episode 130 is posted. In this episode Felisin, Heboric, and Baudin take the worlds worst road trip. Mappo and Icarium find a boat. Fiddler, Apsalar, and Crokus find a road. And Kalam…is around. And there’s this whole rebellion thing. thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2022/06/26/epi…


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@thedndpodcast OMG I just got to the wax disc bit in my Duke n Duchess Gardens marathon and I was struggling to operate my vehicle I was laughing so hard. you gonna cause a wreck over here with that bit.


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Put the mosquitoes in charge of vaccine distribution do I have to think of everything around here


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Her: I want a divorce Me: I WON THIS MARRIAGE BY A LOT


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I’m suddenly thinking it’s not too late to contest the Grammy votes for Best Male Vocal that Michael Bolton beat me out of in 1990.


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I don’t know, just add a romantic vampire. ~The 2000’s


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Renly HUSSEIN Baratheon


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Ubiquity is everywhere.


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I'm listening the first episode on Gardens of the Moon (118th ep over all) and I get gems like "Are you willing to cut a bitch?" @thedndpodcast oh, I missed you


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Episode 120 is posted. In this episode we cover chapters 4 and 5 of Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson. The Bridgeburners leave Pale, and we arrive in Darujhistan. thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2020/08/22/epi…


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Kinda weird they call it adultery when it’s a childish thing to do


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follow me for more light jokes in these dark times

AMERICA: bro you think you're a tough virus bro? CORONAVIRUS: *kills 120,000 people* AMERICA: *takes off mask* bro i'd like to see you try that to my face



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Elon Musk went from Tony Stark to Lex Luthor so fast


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Schrödinger's Douchebag: A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.


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Episode 119 is posted. In this episode Tattersail and her cadre attack Moons Spawn and Anomander Rake. Ganoes Paran shows up to take over command of Whiskeyjack's ninth squad. It doesn't go well. thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2020/07/19/epi…


Most of the time I’m ok. But then I remember that dogs don’t get to have pockets 😔


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Here's the thing about "Shadowhounds." From episode 118 of The Duke and Duchess Podcast covering Gardens of the Moon, part of the Malazan Book of the Fallen series. soundcloud.com/user-331072146…

thedndpodcast's tweet card. Ep 118 - Shadowhounds And Itko Kan

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Ep 118 - Shadowhounds And Itko Kan


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When people start a sentence with “believe it or not” I’m like wow, those are two very good options


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