monkeyfun_1
@monkeyfun1001
Happy go lucky man happy to chat to anyone having a good, bad or indifferent day. I'm a good listener and quick with a joke to cheer you up.
Happy new year to all the wonderful people I've spoken to to on X this year. And I hope you all get you the things you dreamed of.
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope everyone got something they wanted. And I apologise for these photos but my inner Noddy Holder forced me to put on my Christmas PJ's. Just wishing you all Peace and Love. No matter what Race, Religion or Sexual Orientation ❤️
Always been a fairly good cook? But 1st time baking. Nice light glance cherries and sultanas soaked in apple juice with vanilla essence. MMMMMM
Unsure if anyone looks at my feed, but I came to X to cheer people up. But I've been so ill had to have emergency colonoscopy. So Crohn's disease, Primary Sclerosing Cholangitis (PSC) & now Hepatic Encephalopathy (HE). So what I'm saying is sorry for being slow with replies. 🤠🥴
Well I get out today after another 4 days. I swear I'm going to get really really annoyed if I don't get invited to the hospital Christmas party. I've spent so much time in there, I'm thinking about asking for my own personal room.
Brilliant. This is for those British people of a certain age. I apologise to all you Americans who think I'm mad. But go look up Ian Dury: Hit me with your rhythm stick from 1978 (just at the end of the punk era). The only punk with polio.
Thank God men don't have the complicated plumbing and hormones you ladies have to put up with. But on the other hand the world's population would be a lot smaller as we would kill at least 1 person a month and during menopause psycho would be a very dangerous dwarf.
Well it's 02:30 and my birthday. This old fossil is now 59. 😱😭😱🙈🙉🙊
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