monkeystrada
@monkeystrada
I'm not a gynaecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one...
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I don’t know (or care) who KSI is, but I’m aware of what a massive cunt Logan Paul is, so I would’ve liked to have seen him get his face thoroughly rearranged
Peter Stringfellow has died aged 77... Sell all your shares in Leopard-Print fabric manufacturing NOW!!!
Instead of putting “sugar tax” on fizzy drinks, why not just weigh people when they go to buy them, then if you’re a fat cunt the price is doubled
Can someone please invent a content filter to automatically hide all gym-selfies from Instagram? Sick of constantly seeing those cunts posing in the mirror #instagram #gymwankers
If you publish videos on YouTube with a “Cyberlink Power Director” watermark, sorry but you basically fail at life
Nothing says “I’m a MASSIVE douchebag” like driving a Hummer H2 on UK roads. Cunts
Not gonna lie, the Panigale V4 Speciale gave me a bit of a chubby
Computer games that DON’T allow you to skip through cut-scenes should be banned. I don’t care about that shit, just let me play!
I can’t be the only one who has only recently realised that the A-Team van was actually black & grey, not just black. Mind = Blown!
Insurance companies are cunts. Useless cunts at that! That is all...
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has died aged 91. But he died doing what he loved... paying young women to have sex with him
Have you ever seen anyone in an Overfinch/Kahn Range Rover who isn't an absolute 100% cunt?? No, didn't think so!
No petrol cars after 2040? Not gonna happen! Even if the govt invest NOW in charging infrastructure, it still won't be sufficient by 2040
Pro Tip: When cleaning your chain, remember that the exhaust system may still be hot… I didn't remember
Front brake callipers stripped, cleaned & refitted. Only one sliced-up and crushed finger. Great success!!!
Radiohead's songs sound like each band member went 2 a diff room, wrote a song, then came back & all played them at once #glastonbury2017
Thom Yorke looks like Jamiroquai's slightly older, alcoholic, down-and-out brother #glastonbury2017
The irony of so many youtube fail compilation videos where they mis-spell it "retardet" in the title haha
Tonight I will mainly be NOT WATCHING the talent-vacuum that is the One Love Manchester concert
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