Michael Paul Gonzalez 🎃💀
@monkeywright
Author. If you like weird stuff, 80s and 90s nostalgia, or pro wrestling, you've come to the right place. Leaving here for bluer skies.
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Don't trust people in uniform, ask for ID. If they're real agents, they will become enraged and beat you/take you away. But if they're *fake* agents, they will likely beat you and take you away.
BREAKING News: The FBI has warned that criminals posing as ICE agents have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexu@l assaults in multiple states.
Would buy!
Rage-baited half of Silicon Valley, then logged off to spend the rest of the day lazing by the river with no cell phone. While all the cracked AI engineers and phony founders were seething at their dirty, cum-stained keyboards, I was dreamily watching tadpoles spawn, unreachable.
The first trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s ‘KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR’ has been released. • Will include a never-before-seen 7-minute animated sequence • Select presentations will be in 70mm and 35mm • In theaters on December 5
Sleepy Joke.
Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk is absolutely a choice...
Hell yeah!
Zohran Mamdani has won New York City’s mayoral race. He will be the first Muslim and first person of South Asian descent to serve as the city’s mayor. At 34 years old, he will also be the youngest person to run City Hall in modern history. nymag.visitlink.me/RhMpE4
I can only go to one movie this week. Should it be ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER or BUGONIA?
I'm at that point where I can't decide if I should do another edit pass on my manuscript or look for beta readers...or just start a new novel?
I’m only supporting candidates that billionaires are desperately trying to stop. Here’s to more grassroots campaigns across the country, powered by working class people and not ultra rich donors. Don’t fall for culture war bullshit, we can have a better world! VOTE ZOHRAN!!
When you're in Albuquerque, you have to stop to pay your respects to a real one.
if you see bloody handprint decorations in late october and you think “oh my god someone is saying israel has blood on its hands” that’s your subconscious speaking and it’s correct 👍
Bit of an odd ongoing situation on the Upper West Side. People keep emailing in that a popular bar has been defaced with anti-semitic graffiti, but the business has repeatedly clarified it's just their own Halloween decorations.
This city has a protector. When you see his beacon in the night, know that you are safe. #buccees @bucees
This feels like the title of a failed Sherlock Holmes spin-off where Dr Watson teams up with his idiot cousin to try to solve crimes.
Killing Hitler in Bionic Commando was a landmark moment of my youth. Also this post makes me feel ancient.
Today marks 40 years since the launch of of the Nintendo Entertainment System Name one game you remember playing on the NES. It can’t be Mario
Someone posted a video of a drive by in Puerto Rico. Grok turned it into that sketch from SNL where Patrick Stewart kept making cakes depicting women urinating on a bush.
Dang... I finished the vampire novel! Going to send this thing to some beta readers and then go hunting for an agent.
Church: we're making efforts to reach out and connect with everyone, reminding people that we're all part of a community. Vance: won't somebody think of the building? I don't need to be reminded of the poors when I'm pretending to worship!
🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.” Now that’s a final message.
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