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John Smith

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I am here, here I am. Am I here? Yes I am.

No shame to go out to these, they've been brilliant, but makes a mockery of coming first in the new format. #LFC defo some teams taking tactical losses in the group stage


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Did you miss out on Oasis tickets? Would you like a Mr Benn keyring? It's a must for every adventurer! All you need to do is retweet this & one of you will win this Fabulous keyring.

thebowlerhatman's tweet image. Did you miss out on Oasis tickets?
Would you like a Mr Benn keyring?
It's a must for every adventurer!
All you need to do is retweet this & one of you will win this  Fabulous keyring.
thebowlerhatman's tweet image. Did you miss out on Oasis tickets?
Would you like a Mr Benn keyring?
It's a must for every adventurer!
All you need to do is retweet this & one of you will win this  Fabulous keyring.

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Definitely 😂😂

Britton65Sam's tweet image. Definitely 😂😂

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Police officers & civvy investigators.. Who is no longer allowed to phone CPS? (Please RT.. this new account doesn't have the numbers it used to 😭)

Not allowed %68.9
Still allowed %31.1

695 vote · Final results


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You pay £7.50 a pint for a locally brewed extra hoppy lager from a fashionable local brewery🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 who think they're the bees knees simply because no-one nearby is doing it: 😐 Then at another bar, they sell this middle brow Bavarian Helles🇩🇪 that kicks the living jesus out of it: 😀

europebarguide's tweet image. You pay £7.50 a pint for a locally brewed extra hoppy lager from a fashionable local brewery🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 who think they're the bees knees simply because no-one nearby is doing it: 😐
Then at another bar, they sell this middle brow Bavarian Helles🇩🇪 that kicks the living jesus out of it: 😀

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I have a huge favour to ask. There is a big meeting coming up on 27th September about Mr Benn. I have to show the value of this twitter account, so I would like to see how much we can grow it in the next week. If you enjoy this account, please tell everybody! Thank you...


See you in hell my friend #RIPSteveGrimmett


Anyone? @ODEONHelp

@ODEONCinemas @ODEONHelp booked a ticket online. Made an error on the date. Website won't let me change. Can anyone help me? Website is truly abysmal unless a member.



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✨WIN✨ Our fantastic Tapas Revolution cookbook on #WorldBookDay!📖 To enter: - Like this post - Follow us - RT this post - Tell us your favourite Spanish dish Good luck! #Win #Competition


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The Why Not, Harrington Street, Liverpool photo by stephen cannon

angiesliverpool's tweet image. The Why Not, Harrington Street, Liverpool photo by stephen cannon

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Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have 2― Anthony Bourdain

sophie_hyam's tweet image. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have 2― Anthony Bourdain

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When is the draw to confirm that Liverpool have Chelsea away in the next round?


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Outrageous requests I’ve had for personal songs from people who really don’t understand how businesses work [A THREAD] - 1. You’ll build a name for much quicker for yourself by doing this for free

JamieMathias's tweet image. Outrageous requests I’ve had for personal songs from people who really don’t understand how businesses work [A THREAD] 
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1. You’ll build a name for much quicker for yourself by doing this for free

To anyone who sees this. Book to see @comedylopez wherever you can. Unbelievable show. Laughed so hard I was nearly sick. Well worth twice the ticket price.


This

Any politician of any party who claims that the answer to tackling violence against women is simply a matter of “tougher sentences” is not being honest with the public. Let me tell you about a case I’m currently prosecuting. [THREAD]



Another malty ale like the Welsh Red 👍



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when you're trying to print something


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WIN BEER!! Here is your chance to win a case of 12 beers from @PictishBrewing! To win, simply follow us, like & retweet this tweet. Comp closes 8pm Tue 9 Feb, winner picked at random, UK mainland only. #Tryanuary #TryanuaryAtHome

Tryanuary's tweet image. WIN BEER!!

Here is your chance to win a case of 12 beers from @PictishBrewing!

To win, simply follow us, like & retweet this tweet. Comp closes 8pm Tue 9 Feb, winner picked at random, UK mainland only.

#Tryanuary #TryanuaryAtHome

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