Pope Grumpnatious III
@mostly_grumpy
It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
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‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
Next Friday I venture to Spanish televisions Alicante for a few days of sunshine. I’ll be travelling in a tuxedo so the other people on the Ryanair flight think I’m an international man of mystery.
This will impair the retirement of anyone under 40.
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‘Things not caused by Russell Brand’
‘May’. Fucking ‘may’.
Clerical error may have been behind release of missing sex offender bbc.in/497W0I8
Somebody at work told me we could ‘revisit that downstream’ today. I told them to stop talking like an idiot. I’ve essentially had enough of people. Not you. I can’t get enough of you.
The number of personal decisions I make by best of 3 spins on a yes/no wheel app would astound you. Sounds crazy but it removes the stress of indecision and I don’t see any difference between this and me deciding on my own. I make actual decisions in work and I’m tired of it.
There’s some cunts on here determined to be offended. The hatred is killing you, have a day off.
1. HR is not there to protect you. They are there to protect the company. 2. Document EVERYTHING. 3. Food is not a reward for hard work. 4. Do the bare minimum, or you'll get rewarded MORE work. 5. Use them sick/vacation time. 6. Everyone is replaceable. 7. Keep them emails.
My daughter (24) was out last night and my youngest son (19) was in the same bar. He refused the proactive advances of a lady. My daughter updated me by text. 30 is ancient when you’re 24. Daughter got her brains, looks and sense of humour from her mother before you say anything.
Impromptu couple of pints in the village pub. Pleasant beer buzz. Enough to be relaxed, not enough to send texts I’ll regret. Life is balance.
It’s 1996 on the phone, he’s ordered a peppercorn sauce in an Argentinian steakhouse
Stewart Lee was very funny. That’s it. That’s the review.
You’ll remember I don’t remember buying a ticket to see Stewart Lee tonight. I am now assuming I was drunk when I did this. And I’ll tell you why. It’s on the front row.
I think you need to read the comments on this insta. instagram.com/reel/DPxN6kziX…
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Andrew will be on the phone to Vodafone for ages tomorrow getting his account name changed.
Just had an email from Harrogate theatre. It seems January me bought a ticket to see Stewart Lee tomorrow night.
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