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From now on I’m referring to the bathroom as the stall at the house of flusher.
On April 24, Tucker Carlson was asked to remove himself from his place of work. That request came from his network. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Don Lemon.
inside you are two wolves. this is below the minimum viable population threshold, so they soon die out. the deer population inside you explodes, quickly stripping you of your internal vegetation. erosion increases, streams and rivers silt up, and insect numbers collapse due to ha
Sorry Blues Traveler there is no harmonica song that requires all this.
I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity
No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.
Don't be fooled 9 out of 10 problems WILL go away if you ignore them long enough Once I lay in bed while my alarm clock was ringing because I didn't want to get up to turn it off It took 4 hours, but eventually the battery died Believe in yourself
Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back. If it isn’t my one year old son I accidentally left at the park
i hate when guys make up totally fantastical scenarios when talking about buying watches or suits. "what if you have to see the chairman of the board?" "what if you have to entertain VIP clients?" sir, we are both standing in line at this taco bell inside of a target
thinking about the time David Blaine put a needle through my hand and i thought it was a magic trick but he actually just shoved a needle through my hand.
I regret to inform you that The Scientist is still a perfect song. Yeah, I know. Coldplay. I take no pleasure in reporting this.
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BOMBSHELL: This leaked audio of Steve Bannon is Wild. It should be prominent on every major news network. It is incredibly damning for the Trump - Bannon cabal. Sound up. 🔈 (HT: @dfriedman33 & @MotherJones)
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wow this is the last thing i expected from Snoop Dogg. he has lost a fan.
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