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(Explaining Mulholland Drive to my toddler) you know how sometimes bad things happen to you? And then when you go to remember then you re-encode the memories with a perverse fondness,,, and you do this so many times the trauma starts to feel idyllic


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Wow! The Denver Nuggets/Los Angeles Clippers game was a true nail biter! Denver’s Aaron Gordon scored a put back at the buzzer to seal the victory for the Nuggets and Nikola Jokic had a dominating performance with 36 points and 19 rebounds. The Series is now tied 2-2!


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Simple just stop paying taxeshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DGSbnYdoZ6-/?igsh=MXMyajRwNTZ4bXJpNA==


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RIP Centel.


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Luka and Jokic have their fits laid out for the face-off 👖😂 Lakers-Nuggets | 8:30 PM ET on ABC/ESPN+ 🍿

espn's tweet image. Luka and Jokic have their fits laid out for the face-off 👖😂

Lakers-Nuggets | 8:30 PM ET on ABC/ESPN+ 🍿

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No, I tell u to stop complaining about this life that youve committed to. When u lose, there’s finger pointing. When u win, there’s gloating about how smart you are about seeing the future. No gratitude to the service workers like myself. I’m sick of it

the dude who tells people to stop gambling and get a job promoting fanduel 😭



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Draymond Green reportedly says he picks fights on the court because it’s part of his ‘love language.’ (Via @TheVolumeSports)

TheNBACentel's tweet image. Draymond Green reportedly says he picks fights on the court because it’s part of his ‘love language.’

(Via @TheVolumeSports)

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GO GET A JOB!!! For the love of god


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No, YOU think it’s a game gambling with your life like this every night. Be more responsible


Hurry he’s gonna delete this

borat summer..... lmao... niiiice



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borat summer..... lmao... niiiice


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To all you nuggets fans, nobody gives a fuck who yall lames believe is the best player in the league, players got major respect for Jok, we don’t worship him like yall do but most are in awe of his brilliance. Trolling you cornballs for rooting against us is apart of the game.…

Cheering against Team USA? You mean, like all of those Americans who were making fun of Noah Lyles not winning gold in his latest race? Good ol' double standards. Just admit you hate the fact that Jokic is clearly the best player in the world.



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That's not what gatekeeping is. But I didn't spend 4 years in gatekeeping school to explain that to You

Gate keeping is necessary bc some of us didn’t spend years learning/studying just to gjve handouts



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Where u from??


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I really believe Goat Biles can catch a lob and finish. #bounce


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Johnny depp is a poc (pirate of the Caribbean)


He flexed on him

My son has recently got into gaming, and of course, he wants to play elden Ring. He has autism and is 8 years old and is very low level and refuses to let me help him at all. This is him fighting Radahn. @Schrodingersba4 @NightSkyPrince_ @philipharts @_subtxt_ @BltzZ7



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12 diet cokes a day

My son has recently got into gaming, and of course, he wants to play elden Ring. He has autism and is 8 years old and is very low level and refuses to let me help him at all. This is him fighting Radahn. @Schrodingersba4 @NightSkyPrince_ @philipharts @_subtxt_ @BltzZ7



The dark truth behind ring around the rosy 😱


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this is like something that would happen in beau is afraid but for drake


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