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Nicholas Richards

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A good rule to live by...

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One for you @AlanWScott Not as dull as your pics I am afraid

mr_sambuca's tweet image. One for you @AlanWScott Not as dull as your pics I am afraid

Well done #McDonalds #portishead for doing a great job of an ad hoc kids party when our venue was evacuated. Great staff thanks.


In 18 years of driving I have never had a speeding ticket...in 1 month I have had two tickets. Police obviously needing cash this year.


Being out in public today I see a look of sadness about Sir Terry, however, I see a smile on people's faces as they learn that Murrey lost.


#ukitawards table 69 is open for business


Yet again #h&w #portishead show lack of judgement and planning by having just 2 bar staff on a nice sunny Sunday afternoon


#parkingeye are a bunch of crooks. £60 fine for running 10 mins over in a carpark with poor signs. Don't risk using their services #bandits


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Hilariously inaccurate story in 2days paper. Re my good friend Zoe Ball excelling in Top Gear screen test. She hasn't even been for one


Maths joke: if you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)


Contacted #yodel online chat girl. Driver couldn't find my huge 4 bed detached house. I have been told to deal with him direct #poorservice


When you pay a premium for next day delivery you expect it next day, or at least a comms to say it will be later. #yodel #verypoor #notgood


@oldextester @AlanWScott very funny footage. Should be broadcast as a serious advert.


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