mrs. patel (she/her)
@mrspatelsays
prek teacher. not as good with grown-ups, but i try. tweets are my own. #landback
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Retweet if your hair was washed in the kitchen sink, I’m trying to see something.
do you have to reheat your coffee 17 times before you finish drinking it or are you normal
anybody else feel really left out of the are you a morning person or a night person discussion because you are an arbitrary chunk of hours sometime during the day person or is that just me
managers will really be gone for an extended period of time and come back and praise their team for “running everything flawlessly” & “stepping up” & “showing exemplary leadership” in their absence without realizing that it just shows how little value their *management* adds
“what’s your team called? ohio state buckwheat?” -my husband, who is clearly not a sports guy
anyone else feel really good about themselves when they get the USB plugged in with the right orientation on the first try or is that just me
today i felt something i very rarely feel: proud of myself.
if you’ve ever made fun of a brown girl or crinkled your nose at her for having oily hair then you’re not allowed to jump on the “hair slugging/oiling trend” without publicly apologizing & acknowledging that it’s not a @tiktok_us beauty hack it’s freaking ayurveda
them: omg your skin is glowing what’s your secret me: i quit my job
it just occurred to me that if i say no to others i am saying yes to myself, and suddenly it feels much more doable
shout out to the rig veda and the upanishads since all y’all are out here on twitter like “KARMA IS REAL” lol
not real clear on the narrative about how teaching pronouns (a literal part of speech that should be part of any basic grammar curriculum) is bad since it will confuse kids bc calculus confused me and damaged me permanently but y’all just chuckle and say it was necessary
are we just trapped in a game of jumanji is that what this is
overheard at the airport: “@MittRomney is no different from that mean girl in new york… you know that one i would never be friends with!” i have absolutely no context for this but i am v entertained
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