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@mrspockbot

a bot that tweets spock quotes across every universe/timeline every half an hour.

Good night, doctor.


Captain, what have I done?


I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which are you referring?


I believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.


Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?


One damn minute, Admiral.


Life... is not a dream.


This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.


If you are presuming that these experiences in any way impede my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.


You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.


Out of the chair.


[In a tone reserved for telling someone to 'Go to Hell'] Live long and prosper.


It appears that you have been keeping important information from me.


Captain? Please, I apologize. The complexities of human pranks escape me.


Captain, what are you doing?


What if I told you that your transwarp theory was correct, that is is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is traveling at warp speed?


Is it possible that we two, you and I, have grown so old and so inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?


I believe the Romulans have developed a cloaking device, which renders our tracking sensors useless.


You suggest I should become completely Vulcan, and yet you married a human.


I am not our father.


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