"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." bit.ly/YXKvMk
shorturl.xaijo.com/claude No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade bitly.xaijo.com/maggie
shorturl.xaijo.com/mitzi Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. shorturl.xaijo.com/jeffery
I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. bitly.xaijo.com/irene
bitly.xaijo.com/salvador Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?
No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. googl.adultgalls.com/barbra
googl.adultgalls.com/lea Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?
Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again. bitly.xaijo.com/neil
Went into an "Adult Bookstore" looking for books on time shares and Roth accounts. Sold out I guess. bitly.xaijo.com/christian
My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit. bitly.xaijo.com/josie
bitly.xaijo.com/constance "I can't wait to bore my friends with this." Dude filming concert on his phone.
bitly.xaijo.com/gladys I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)
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