Ms Lucy
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Maths teacher - see below for quotes overheard in the classroom and maths puzzles.
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Lots of fun doing inquiry maths with Mr Blair. Lots to think about, not just maths!... #mixedattainmentmaths
Miss why is it asking me about the gradient? They've all got the same gradient?! (Pointing to the answer lines...)
Miss, why are we talking about poaching elephants? Surely you can't find a saucepan big enough?!?
Why are there two numbers under that integration sign, a 1 and a 0?!! Oh wait that's a 10...
Prove that 3, 5, 7 are the only three prime numbers of the form p, p+2, p+4.
Chocolate game: there are 13 nice bars and 1 poison one. Two players alternate taking 1, 2 or 3 bars each. Take poison bar - you lose.
Old poison chocolate bar game finally makes more sense! Grundy numbers and nim addition. Awesome.
Teaching complex numbers: "miss you just had an argument about arguments!"
Have you ever heard of an antegon? It's like a decagon but taller.
Man walks into a bar and says I'll have ten of whatever they're having. Barman says that's an order of magnitude.
European day of languages me: "bonjour tout le monde" student: "miss is that French?!?"
Me: "correct 2y" student: "because of having five y there and... " me: "I meant the answer is 2y! Not why!!!" English is awkward.
"Why don't exams always write the radians sign, it's like degrees but with less effort."
Miss, I can't answer this question it says you need a pair of compasses and I've only got one...
Miss you've tied your hair back! Are you trying to look ... Sophisticated?!?
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