Magda
@mstremeski
Bipedal hominid. Pronouns: she/her/her, but also they/them/their, because linguistics.
I tweet and post media under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International license. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.… #creativecommons #freeculture
Three hand-related appointments in a week? What is this, 2011? #fml
Holy Facetune Batman! Sawao, honey, I love you even if you're past 50. Don't do that to yourself.
"Nice mission statement for our Women's University, but shouldn't we run it past a native speaker?" "But the posters have already been printed!" [Seen in Tokyo, 2011]
![SebDobson's tweet image. "Nice mission statement for our Women's University, but shouldn't we run it past a native speaker?"
"But the posters have already been printed!"
[Seen in Tokyo, 2011]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQPiu64WoAA4Pix.png)
My phone autocorrected "wug" to "wig". This probably isn't going to end well.
Gods, I hate the Victoria Gardens tram stop so much. One single seat on the citybound side, because it's more important for bigass billboards to be seen than commuters to have adequate facilities. Go fuck yourselves @JCDecauxAUS and @yarratrams.
I really need a plumber emoji, @Apple. ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟡🟡🟡⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟫🟫⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⭐️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️❓🟫🟫❓🟫🟫⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🐢⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🍄⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️⬜️❓🟫🟫🟫🟫⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️🐢⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟡🟡
my favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls you into their office
as a woman you're always either too young or too old for things, because the perfect age is when you're a man
getting extremely pissed off at the idea of living in a society where the most basic courtesy of being called by your fucking name is so rare and contested that it can be effectively monetised and sold back to you
At Starbucks, writing your name on a cup and calling it out is a symbol of our warm welcome. Starbucks welcomes you, whoever you are. #whatsyourname Find out more at stories.starbucks.com/emea/stories/2…
A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. 🎥Peninsula Open Space Trust
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day was "scumble". Seeing the email in my inbox, I thought "I know this one! Scumble is a drink made from apples! Well, mainly apples..." Turns out that wasn't what the email said, and I was highly disappointed.
In Australia, phone banking means "calling your bank to do banking transactions over the phone" so this tweet was really confusing for me.
At Starbucks, writing your name on a cup and calling it out is a symbol of our warm welcome. Starbucks welcomes you, whoever you are. #whatsyourname Find out more at stories.starbucks.com/emea/stories/2…
Marsh and crew have taken over JC Decaux light boxes around Sydney :)
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