matt trollen
@mtrollen
married to my best friend and I've been told I have a bike problem
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Don't be on your own on Christmas day. Come to the Alex, we'll give a free roast turkey dinner, free vino, laughs & memories. I absolutely promise you there is no catch, you turn up, we sit you down, you have fun, you go home (we may even be able to do a lift). It's 100% free.
Do I need to have watched Tier 1-3 to know what’s going on in Tier 4?
Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations.
I laughed way to hard at this
Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain
Two tweets on same incident ⬇️ One from ‘has been’ who is peddling race hate to keep his flagging career alive . It’s fact free Other is from Minister of Baptist Church who caught culprit Full of compassion Only one reflects traditional British values It’s not #Farage’s
Wonder if people will actually pay any attention to this though!
Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain
We so much love this movie and we hope @chrishemsworth and @netflix sees this remake, pls retweet 🙏🏽
Loved it!! Remember everyone....
Many parodies. Very few as good - or as short - as this. Enjoy.
Cyclists please don’t be idiots this weekend. Enjoy the quiet roads alone or with someone you live with. Don’t meet friends. Don’t ride in groups. Don’t abuse this privilege. Don’t be a spreader.
There are two types of #QuarantineLife Without Kids: I’m sooo bored. I’ve cleaned the whole house 7 times, watched every movie ever made, built a 1:1 scale model of the Death Star and have nothing else to do. With kids: I wish I’d catch Coronavirus so I could go back to bed.
Talking to my elderly neighbour over the fence. Asked him how he was getting on with the lock down. This is a piece of cake he said. All I have to do is sit on my arse and watch tv. Last time I was locked down there where planes dropping bloody big bombs on us.
I've really misjudged which way this announcement was going to go.
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