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Mudit Khandelwal

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Banker | football Cricket fan | Unprofessional Gamer | Beer Drinker | Funny Bone|

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Teacher: Define Escalator ? @iamsrk : Main thehra raha zameen chalne lagi..!!


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दो बार सरकार बना कर कद्दू छिल रहा था क्या...?

TejashwiYdvRJD's tweet image. दो बार सरकार बना कर कद्दू छिल रहा था क्या...?

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After marriage your wife or husband and kids are your family while your parents and in-laws are extended family. And your family should get priority over everything else. People who don't understand this aren't ready for marriage and should not get married.


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Finally a kid without a smartphone

SHOCKING | Man seen giving beer and cigarette to small child – bike number RJ25 SS 8392 clearly visible.



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do kaudi ka perfume kon laga raha hai bhai? 😭😭

Be humble, your salary is someone's perfume.



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A message from RJ Naved everyone must listen 🙏 🥹


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Nine students who scored 100 percentile in JEE belong to UC. This is pure discrimination against lower castes who already have suffered so much in last 5075 years. Why is there no one from SC ST category? I tell you, because they aren’t being given opportunities to study, get


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AI models I look forward to. Tell me yours. Dos•ai: South Indian cuisine Halv•ai: N. Indian sweets Karv•ai: Judicial system Is•ai: Ilayaraja's music Jam•ai: Problematic land deals Sag•ai: Matchmaking Dav•ai: Medicines


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Been 5 years, still Dhoni fans are like “Mahi bhai, retire hone se pehle ek hint to dete 😥”

HaramiParindey's tweet image. Been 5 years, still Dhoni fans are like

“Mahi bhai, retire hone se pehle ek hint to dete 😥”

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No one needs an explanation for why Abdul Chacha is upset over Surya's dropped catch. 💀


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Wtf😭😭

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बिना आमंत्रण के भी कुछ लोग स्वयं उपस्थित हो जाते हैं कोई आपत्ति नहीं। अब मैं समझता हूं कि कुंठा और विरोध का स्वर हमेशा ऊँचा होता है, पर ये भी एहसास है कि समर्थन की जड़ें जात-पात और धर्म से ऊपर उठकर चुपचाप गहरी मज़बूत होती हैं। बाकी कहावत तो सब सुने ही हैं…हाथी चले बाज़ार 😉

shubhankrmishra's tweet image. बिना आमंत्रण के भी कुछ लोग स्वयं उपस्थित हो जाते हैं
कोई आपत्ति नहीं।

अब मैं समझता हूं कि कुंठा और विरोध का स्वर हमेशा ऊँचा होता है, पर ये भी एहसास है कि समर्थन की जड़ें जात-पात और धर्म से ऊपर उठकर चुपचाप गहरी मज़बूत होती हैं।

बाकी कहावत तो सब सुने ही हैं…हाथी चले बाज़ार 😉

अब्दुल्लाह आज़म खान एवं शुभांकर मिश्रा गलगोटिया यूनिवर्सिटी के एल्युमिनी हैं। कहा भी जाता है, जैसा गुरु होता है वैसा ही शिष्य बनता है।😂😂😂 @AbdullaAzam_MLA @shubhankrmishra



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बस करो नेहा मैडम 🙏😭 गलगोटिया यूनिवर्सिटी जिंदाबाद


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Galgotias University se passout engineer aur electrician ka karnama hoga 😹😂


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Galgotia incident: Why can we organise anything properly 🤔


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Just removed my child from Galgotias University and took admission in Lovely Professional University


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The issue isn’t that you used a Chinese product; issue is that you rebranded it as Orion and showcased it at India’s AI Summit, creating a clear implication that it was an Indian innovation. While you may not have explicitly claimed it was your own product, anything displayed at


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Gussa chodh do bhai 😂 @imkuldeep18


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Be Younick is trolling Babar Azam in front of Pakistani crowd 😂😂😂


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Ishan Kishan ka pakistani fan 😹


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Ishan Kishan on being extra motivated to play against Pakistan. 😂🔥https://t.co/DjI0WGmLS6


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