myqueueingcat's profile picture. I'm Alfie. I like queueing because I am a cat.

My Queueing Cat

@myqueueingcat

I'm Alfie. I like queueing because I am a cat.

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My cat's been queueing for so long he's been driven to drink.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My cat's been queueing for so long he's been driven to drink.

My queueing cat and his friends are about to revolt...


My queueing cat is embarrassed because I caught him looking at cat porn.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat is embarrassed because I caught him looking at cat porn.

My queueing cat was so fed up with queueing, he thought he might ring for a takeaway but then remembered he didn't know how to use a telephone.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat was so fed up with queueing, he thought he might ring for a takeaway but then remembered he didn't know how to use a telephone.

My queueing cat wants it to be known that he is happy to help out other cats struggling to finish their food by staring at them.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat wants it to be known that he is happy to help out other cats struggling to finish their food by staring at them.

My queueing cat feels as if he has spent his golden years queueing.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat feels as if he has spent his golden years queueing.

My queueing cat has just been informed that he hadn't won this month's Good Cat award.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat has just been informed that he hadn't won this month's Good Cat award.

My queueing cat and his friend are trying to work out how to put a glove on when they don't, in fact, have opposable thumbs.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat and his friend are trying to work out how to put a glove on when they don't, in fact, have opposable thumbs.

My queueing cat ponders the unfairness of living in a vegetarian household.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat ponders the unfairness of living in a vegetarian household.

My cat is queueing because he's come in from the rain only to find that dinnertime is hours away.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My cat is queueing because he's come in from the rain only to find that dinnertime is hours away.

My queueing cat wonders why his advancing years and therefore seniority seems to count for nothing in this modern age.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat wonders why his advancing years and therefore seniority seems to count for nothing in this modern age.

My queueing cat has enlisted the support of a small white back-up cat.

myqueueingcat's tweet image. My queueing cat has enlisted the support of a small white back-up cat.

I'm Alfie. I like queueing because I am a cat.


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