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Eurídice (Taylor's version)

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Épinglé

Imagíname feliz, así será como un cuento.


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you're not gonna believe what i'm about to tell you...

taylor swift cries herself to sleep everyday because she can’t write bangers like this



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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody else is equally or more uncomfortable i develop the sudden ability to DO THE THING. i can’t go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup i’m out of my seat in a second


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"I only want to marry a woman for the labour she can provide because the truth is I'd rather be with a man".

ma1ybe's tweet image. "I only want to marry a woman for the labour she can provide because the truth is I'd rather be with a man".

If my wife can't do my laundry then I'd rather marry a fellow man. Because then we'd have a lot of interesting things to talk about like football etc



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My aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt and she said "I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your uncle" .....so iconic 😭😭


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Loving a man is a humiliation ritual

Why are women so secretive about who they are dating?



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you had to be there

PopCulture2000s's tweet image. you had to be there

What was your favorite moment of 2025?



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And don’t touch anything. I know where everything is.

how it feels in my mind

Whotfismick's tweet image. how it feels in my mind


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sometimes as a woman you don’t know if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or just genuinely sad


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Why do y’all act like ending up as a 40 year old single cat lady is the worst case scenario??? My worst nightmare scenario is ending up as an undervalued mother and house wife to an incompetent man.


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the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore

What role do you play at family gatherings? 😂



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At the circus

Where the women like this at? 😩🙏

KingsApril1's tweet image. Where the women like this at? 😩🙏


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can andrea swift find me a husband


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“source?” my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, and the vibe i got


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"men will let you down the eras tour never will" might be the realest thing taylor swift has ever said btw


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Había muchas otras maneras de decir que la tienes pequeña

Lo que buscamos los hombres / lo que hay

DiegoRoyet29's tweet image. Lo que buscamos los hombres / lo que hay


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things you should never leave in someone else’s apartment

samscruelsummer's tweet image. things you should never leave in someone else’s apartment
samscruelsummer's tweet image. things you should never leave in someone else’s apartment

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.


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me core

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Se acerca Navidad y nadie me ha preguntado que cardigan de Taylor Swift quiero.


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DID HE JUST ANNOUNCE THE HUNGER GAMES

Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"



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