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Nathan Evertsen

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Potrebbero piacerti

Ancillary is such a horny word


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it’s ok if you don’t know what you’re doing in life yet you’re only a 26 year old teenager


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just got divorced on zoom in a dunkin donuts, the way the lord intended


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You drinkin IPAs while I p in her a


how do you tell a therapist “I wish Steve Carell was my dad”?


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A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened


When can I start tweeting?


Yes but 96% of what tho

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What happened to the underboob


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Duolingo watching me do the wordle every day

LLcoolscharf's tweet image. Duolingo watching me do the wordle every day

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girls dont want boyfriends girls want the dyson airwrap


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Pioneers Program has successfully launched! Now it's over 4K member in the server🚀🚀 discord.gg/myty


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billion dollar idea: a bar, but you can hear the people you're with


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it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”


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adderall before therapy session about to be interesting. YEAH YEAH YEAH IVE BEEN FINE , VERY BUSY , DO YOU MIND IF I HIT MY JUUL? THANKS


“I took a DNA test and GOD is my father.” - the T-shirt


You ever start fully crying your nuts off in a crowded gym at 8am and then realize you’re a 30 year old male and will you be escorted out before you finish your workout so you swallow it whole?


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everyone is either 1) sick w the delta variant 2) currently getting engaged this exact second or 3) in Mykonos there is no in between


Do you ever just pay someone $200 to come clean your whole house so you can sit alone in your shower for 37 mins with no fear of contracting giardia?


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