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Launching a plane every 2 mins and landing one every three - for six hours straight. Things a conveyer belt delivering fuck you


Damn, you right

If you live in California, USA and you're depressed you need your head ripped from your shoulders. You are at most two hours away from the mountains, the beach, the desert or the forest and of all those options you choose to be gay and depressed? Are you for real?



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Basically a mutiny on the biggest ship ever built.


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Sailors on the USS Gerald Ford are intentionally clogging the sewage system with t-shirts and socks because they don’t want to fight and die for Israel.

600 toilets divided into 10 zones. Each zone controlled by a single valve connected to a high pressure system. If the valve fails, all the toilets in that zone go down. The crew moral is such that technicians are now finding foreign objects like clothing inside the system.

davegreenidge57's tweet image. 600 toilets divided into 10 zones. Each zone controlled by a single valve connected to a high pressure system. If the valve fails, all the toilets in that zone go down. The crew moral is such that technicians are now finding foreign objects like clothing inside the system.


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System of a down Mexican


😂😂😂

This is the most army thing to ever happen to the navy.



That was brutal

Bruh you could like only one El Mencho tweet, next thing you know it’s a mf tied to a tree getting hit with a flamethrower by a cartel member on ya TL



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“Nobody wants to work anymore.” Nobody ever wanted to work at all. We wanted to be productive, be creative, be part of a community, be supported, be validated, and have the time and space to truly rest. No one wants to trade hours of their life to “earn” necessities.


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Finding out the head of the FBI is at the Olympics partying on my tax dollars while the Epstein files are still buried and pedos are still walking free.


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Israel is so f*cked up that Americans are starting to support Russia, North Korea and China. I never thought I’d say this in my entire life.


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🚨🌎 “Y’ALL BETTER WAKE UP - THEY BE EATIN’ KIDS” You are all witnessing The Great Global Awakening in real time - right here on X


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why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist and grow my own food and chill with my dog


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From what I have read, in some states its illegal to collect rain water. . . . That is how fucked the system is. . . .


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it's spreading.

themopinomicon's tweet image. it's spreading.

why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist and grow my own food and chill with my dog



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Do you ever open a text and think "I'll reply when I have the energy" and then BOOM it's been two weeks and you're a terrible person


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A man in New York is going viral after calling for a full-scale revolution over the Epstein files. He begins listing names tied to the files and singles out New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, branding him a fraud and “just another actor.” He claims no politician can save the


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Reports are now coming out that the man killed at Mar-a-lago is a Mossad agent trying to execute a false flag assassination on Trump to blame on Iran We're in the endgame now


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me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am


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(Me at my gf's house) Her mom: So did you always like trans girls


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1) Our homes are poorly (if at all) insulated 2) We never dress like it's cold outside - I wore short sleeves under a sweat shirt yesterday and it was 49 with 20 mph winds blowing - if I was in Chicago woul wear a couple of layers and a good jacket 3) We can't believe it's cold.


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