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I’m afraid y’all have forgotten that I’m not the nice one.
Me: *existing, enjoying my beautiful wedding day* Dad: *grabs mic* “I honestly didn’t think this day would ever happen”
I need someone to make sense of wedding preparations…I’ve never hated flowers so much in my life
Every time someone asks me what I’m doing on a weeknight the answer is always “going to bed when the sun goes down” 😭 #CakesDontBakeThemselves
The words I hate most are breathe & breath…that lil e at the end gets me every time & I’ve been on this earth for 29 yrs
ngl when i say something grammatically incorrect i still use “english isn’t my first language” as an excuse even though i learned english when i was 5…
Doing wedding stuffs & not freaking out…an accomplishment 😇
Why is it so hard to find a bed frame that’s not hideous
So glad I made it to Friday, because the amount of death stares I got from this woman this week was insane
Why do I always find the show with someone’s mom who has cancer, I’m about to stop watching TV😞
I miss my wedding dress😭 it’s been too long since I’ve seen her
The third floor neighbor needs to lighten their footsteps 😒
I’m can’t wait for the little mermaid live action! But if they show one second of a whale I’ll leave for a small anxiety attack
Should I be asleep? Yes. Am I gonna be asleep anytime soon? Most likely no but I really need to 😭
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