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Man arrested for 'kidnapping' his own son, after neighbours didn't recognise his new beard ind.pn/1FF2HIA
@RichardDawkins my girlfriend studying animal science at a top university in SA came across this in her one textbook.
.@RiaadMoosa I don't judge @TimesLIVE, I'm sure we're all related to @Trevornoah somehow, he's my 52nd cousin, I think
Your kids name is Xander? Let me guess, he's got a few allergies.
I heard this joke in New Jersey: "So this guy goes to the zoo, and all they got there is one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
Twitter is a place where people offer opinions. They don't "impose" them, or "force" them on us. We are free to ignore, disagree etc.
Top 5 reasons to shout "Fuck that, I'm not stopping!" A yellow light A Netflix marathon Eating Girl Scout cookies Gun shots The wrong hole
Panel cant say whether heart eater is dangerous news24.com/SouthAfrica/Ne… via @News24 You mean apart from the fact that he ate someone's heart?
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Panel can't say whether 'heart-eater' is dangerous | News24
A psychiatric panel that observed 35-year-old Andrew Chimboza, who allegedly ate part of the heart of a man he killed, has concluded that it cannot say whether he is a danger to society.
He is sitting right next to me *points to husband*
Scientists have located the brain's 'sarcasm centre': blogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2…
Dear EFF & ANCYL, isn't mobilising against xenophobic mobs more meaningful than mobilising against old, dead statues right now?
The most vandalised statue in the world is the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen. She has twice lost her head, & once, an arm.
Note to journos looking for dirt-I dont want 2discuss @Trevornoah-i hope he kicks ass on @TheDailyShow ...put a Chapellesque spin on it
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