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*me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada* “Julie, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ”
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Highlights of this week - didnt k*ll myself -not pregnant
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i’m a leaver. i will LEAVE. anything i don’t like, i’m leaving. this goes for everything in life. i will literally walk away.
If exposing a pedophile ring would collapse the economy, maybe the economy shouldn’t be built on a pedophile ring.
If baking a cake for a gay couple is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile and rapist is endorsing pedophilia and rape
Saddest I’ve ever been in my life and I am forever indebted to those who choose to meet this version of me with kindness.
being a woman is so crazy because what do you mean my body naturally does a blood ritual every lunar cycle
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the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode
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