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NetDevOps Borat

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I make automate network switch.

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Single source of truths are always Excel-ed.


In network we relate internet of things like it was internet of VLAN 1


Openconfig is despacito of network


Skynet is only cutting edge network human freely operates since judgement day


on intent based network switch able automatic null encryption (rfc2410) ransomware on user behalf and automatic pay bitcoin (smart callhome) on hacker behalf


on zero trust network, switch is zero touch, hacker able zero day


dev can program, admin can esx, engineer can vlan, architect can mpls, security can firewall, vendor can lock, ops can suck


in corporate, python lookup error in google, switch apply stackoverflow best answer, customer ring ticket asap


one single firewall gdpr able occupies 300 node hadoop


in intent based network HTCPCP protocol LAN switch can able brew freshly coffee to customer


small problem clean optics, big problem reload


average belief to security ipv6 are nat and hide mac address of printer


tomhawk is weapon of mass disruption


in telco we virtual protocol in protocol, like inception movie we need go deeper


troubleshoot ops to automated python written shut/no shut


in openstack vendor put software defined cross cable amongst kvm and network device


ACI is consolidate running-config several million lines on Fedora cluster


rfc are freely implement geek jokes, nobody read


in corporate chuck norris scale out infinity spine leaf


multivendor rest api compatible return http error 418


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