Niko na swali, fish konoswas. Si mbuta is better (health-wise) than tilapia? Smellier, yes, but si inakuanga richer? I usually just deep fry my fish huku then we make creamy mboga na ugali. Si I should make the switch? Plus bones ni kubwa, no?
Safaricom hua wanaona unataka kutuma pesa kwa Airtel Money wanakutumia offers haraka instead ya kumaliza transaction. Clowns!
Ukiishi mahali hadi makanga wanaanza kukujua that’s a sign unafaa kuhama uende place ingine.. What do you mean ati umeishi Kasarani miaka kumi na ni Nyumba unalipa Rent? !!
Aiyayaya kumbe msee wa wifi anaonanga browsing history ya mtu. Huyu amekuja kuniambia nitafute dem sasa🤦♂️
Another big scam ni high density mattress 😪Unachoka usiku kuliko kupumzika. Nkt.
Naonanga wanaume wakisema watafika 30s and go back to marrying 22 year olds juu watakua na pesa nacheka sana.utajipata tu with a high mileage babe na ivyo vipesa vyako haha.
Dating younger girls ain't for me mahn, wacha nisimbuane na wamama wanajua uchungu ya kutafuta rizki
"hey, sorry I missed your call ubuzothini?" *incoming call* 💔
One mistake erases all the good you ever did
Mistakes become more & more expensive. One mistake can set you back 3-4 years.
They were once interviewed and they said walilelewa kuteseka wakiwa watoto so they've opted for one child whom they can comfortably provide for
Jamaa amekaa that years with just one kid(girl) ata mseme kuzaa watoto wengi ni kwa maskini, I bet there's something behind it.
Hii feeling ya kumfikiria mtu hadi roho inauma ndo kufall in love ama niko njaa jameni....
For some reason appettite for sex just fades when you stay long enough with a girl. Ni kiudù disturbing mùno
Reason why I stay in my lane, I sound very disrespectful when I'm angry
Underrated career advice: Don’t be yourself at work.
Accept people as they are but place them where they belong.
My bestfriend went back to ask the guy she likes if he’s truly in a relationship or he just said that to avoid her, only for him to ask if she doesn't have other pressing issues at hand 🤣🤣
Unfortunately, once you stand up for yourself to the toxic boss and the workplace bully.. You become the problem.
Bold of you to think that our Kiswahili is gooder than our English
- don’t go empty handed - no matter how many times you’re told to feel at home, do not open any door without permission (especially fridge) - after an hour, make it known you’ll soon be on your way - whatever you’re offered, kindly accept it, pray over it and eat it—do not waste…
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