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@nevermetacarrot

scholar and bag of cells

TURN UP THE SPEAKERS DO NOT PISS ME OFF PARIS TO NEW YORK WHAT YOU STANDIN FOR????


Periorificial dermatitis happenings are now 😃


Crushing on a married man, accidentally bought whole coffee beans instead of grounds, went to pharmacy to pick up prescriptions that were ordered Friday but they won’t be ready until tomorrow evening…….


found out toro y moi was from south carolina while listening to Spotify DJ

nevermetacarrot's tweet image. found out toro y moi was from south carolina while listening to Spotify DJ

Returning to New York in five days

nevermetacarrot's tweet image. Returning to New York in five days

Miss slayyyter…….sister…….mother………boots


Second sample fragrance bottle to shatter in my bathroom in less than a month


Biggest fear: color contacts 😩


Watching clown in a cornfield based on the YA fiction novel of the same title

nevermetacarrot's tweet image. Watching clown in a cornfield based on the YA fiction novel of the same title

About to purchase an HBO max subscription just to feel something


Lord, the men you intended to fight in wars are conservative, singing/songwriting, Christian gays living in Nashville, Tennessee 😩


Happy pride! This year for pride, I am no longer gay ♥️ 🌈


PrEP refill and an increased dose of propranolol it’s over for y’all


New Smerz sound just like this

nevermetacarrot's tweet image. New Smerz sound just like this

Why have 46 Mission Impossibles when we could have 3 Charlie’s Angels produced by McG??????

A new ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING’ popcorn bucket has been revealed. It can only be opened with the key.

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. A new ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.

It can only be opened with the key.
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. A new ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.

It can only be opened with the key.


Filed taxes and the IRS will be coming for me who want me


Crying in Chicago

Moving to NYC to pursue my dream of hanging out with my friends



Got your uncle in my DMs he be cheatin’ on auntie


had a rough day, got on Twitter and immediately started giggling at stupid stuff, now prolonging my own demise 😌


It’s 55 degrees in Chicago today, I will NOT listen to sad music


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