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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears Les Dawson
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments
You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time Husband
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status LOL to FB User
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets Good one 😂
Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't. Don't do it , just do not
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops You're so romantic type, for sure.
If you love 'em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; If you love 'em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife LOL
The four most important words in any marriage...I'll do the dishes.
My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Steven Wright
Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown
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