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Hilarious difference between women discussing 🌺 🥥 Thailand 🎉🎀 and men discussing 🏴☠️🍺Thailand 👺🤮
Japanese servers in video games are interesting. Quieter, more team oriented, but if you have a unique item they will murder you. They will kill you for your cute gun.
Zamboni is such a tropical word. Feels like an instrument, or some noun in Jamaican patois. Mi a guh a di zamboni.
I really like “Gore Capitalism” by Valencia since it deals with the intricate application of violence in economics, from aesthetics to legislation. I really like “Rainbow Six” by Clancy cause theres cool guns and shootouts and the deaths remind me of “The Iliad”
A funny quirk about a lack of classical education, meeting lots of intelligent technical people who pronounce “Orion” like “Oh-ree-on”
Said I was a quick learner in too many interviews and now the job market has me watching critical power plant systems while playing Arc Raiders.
Thought remoras were kinda dumb. Swimming around hoping to get stuck to the right body, but I think that’s what most of us are trying to do.
Please get off my boat dude
Ms. Rachel? Sorry, my kids watch leaked bodycam footage from Floridian police officers.
Only trust Pizza spots where the kitchen is full of Mexicans. The true inheritors of Rome.
Met the priest in charge of blessing signal jammers in the Vatican. They cast droplets of consecrated Fluorinert on the electronics. A prayer is also called so the 600-850 MHz and 2.4-7.1 GHz ranges fall under divine protection.
I can be trusted with access to production. I’m normal and never have anti-infrastructure thoughts nor urges.
Inebriated is a good word, since pronouncing it reminds me of bottles clanking against each other.
Thinking I’ve escaped Hegel then dealing with Master-Slave architecture for critical systems
Shoutout to this old lady checking out my bíceps at the bar, no shame.
Truly believe America isn’t a “thing” but an experience that everyone lives differently. Anyways my Indian coworker asked me what “ham” was and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
The CIA is spreading occult culinary tactics (Popeyes & Don Julio promotion) in low income communities and they’re distracting you with a couple planes falling from the sky. Wake up!
I need another snorkeling selfie to put in my LinkedIn profile.
I jokingly said that Emilia Perez was a film made by the DGSE (French Intelligence) to ignite division in the Americas, but I feel like Apollo hit me with a prophetic vision.
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